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Hardly Ableson 

The term "Hardly Ableson" is used to mock Harley Davidson riders, simply because Hardly's bikes are overpriced, overweight, underpowered pieces of crap that don't handle.
My GSXR1000 is faster and handles better than your Hardly Ableson bath on wheels, go home you humpy c*** and shave that beard.
Hardly Ableson by Lee McC May 10, 2007

Hardly Davidson 

A large displacement, 2 cylinder, highway cruiser motorcycle that is not made in the USA.

Can be used in long form, ie: Hardly Davidson

or short form, ie: Hardly
Guy 1) Hey man, check out my fully loaded, top of the line, metric cruiser. It's got an 1800 cc liquid-cooled V-twin engine, and all kinds of awesome technology and reliability for 19 grand, not 37 grand, know what I mean?

Guy2) So what man, it's still a Hardly Davidson
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Guy 1) Hey what kind of bike was that just went by?

Guy 2) I dunno, some kind of Hardly, I think.
Hardly Davidson by cberdonkey December 7, 2010

Hardly-har-har 

A derisive comment following another's bomb of a joke or action.
That's your idea of funny? Hardly-har-har...
Hardly-har-har by JoeShiner September 11, 2016

Hardly salt

Reaction to an absurd scenario commonly used in the west of Ireland
Katie: you’re a salty simp
Caoimhe: hardly salt
Hardly salt by Saltysimp April 9, 2021

hardly worker 

Someone who works hardly compared to someone who works hard
BIG OH is a hardly worker. He didnt get any of his work done.
hardly worker by LANDeezNutz November 17, 2022

I Hardly Know Her

A joke in which the object is to take a common word that ends in the sound "er" and add "I hardly know her!" after it for comedic effect. The end result is a sentence that can be perceived as a sexual innuendo or some other joke but oftentimes makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Very few words that end in "er" make the sentence actually plausible, but there are a few notable examples as described in the examples section.

It is frowned upon to use professions or adjectives such as "Baker" or "Taller" as they can be considered cheating and anyone who uses them clearly has no imagination. Words such as "Toaster" or "Thriller" are acceptable, and names like "Lauer" are also acceptable.

The goal of the joke is to find a word ending with the sound "er". That being said, the word itself doesn't necessarily have to end with the letters "er". There are some cases where it ends in "re". "Creature" and "Tire" are some notable exceptions. These are acceptable.
"Binder? I hardly know her!"

"Sewer? I hardly know her!"

Phil: Sam, will you pass me that bottle of liquor?
Sam: Liquor? I hardly know her!