Hamster 

A woman who is very short and fat, resembling a hamster.

No hamsters please.

Hamster by jwka2001 May 17, 2010

Hamster 

A small measurement of tobacco often given to a mate to keep them going until they can get to a shop; alternatively you may give your mate a hamster after you have managed to get a bootleg 50g of golden virginia baccy. A hamster of tobacco fits snugly in the palm of a hand and thus looks a bit like the small furry mammal.

Michelle: I'd skin up mate, however i haven't got any baccy.

Sarah: That's ok mate i've got loads, I got 50g of golden vag down the nag's head. Ere you go have a hamster.
Michelle: ah cheers mate. I'll skin up.

Hamster by Sarah Sellotape September 21, 2012

hamster 

The squirrels' cohorts in world domination.

They're trying to take over the fuckin' world, I tell ya, I swear to God...

hamster by Link January 23, 2005

hamster 

cute fuzzy rodent

hamster by hairbrush July 22, 2003

hamster 

wireless mouse. computer pointing device with no tail.

i spilled coffee all over my hamster!

hamster by yourworstmemory March 6, 2005

Hamster 

The cutest living things in the world

Person: do you like hamsters?
Me: of course! I love them!

Hamster by Hamstergirl05 September 2, 2018

HAMSTER 

An acronym used to describe a young female who has one or more meaningless jobs. These jobs typically start with the letters H,A,M,S,T,E and R, but on some occasions may also fall outside of specified range. Said job(s) may also be the woman's elected long term vocation. Most popular HAMSTER jobs include but are not limited to the following:

H = hairstylist, hostess
A = actress, assistant
M = model, musician
S = stripper, secretary
T = technician (nail,skin, etc.), teller
E = entertainer, exotic dancer
R = receptionist, runaway

To clarify, some of these jobs can indeed be legitimate (actress, model), however a HAMSTER will falsely classify herself as one. This is an attempt to pose and create a sense of self worth that otherwise should not exist.

Josh really liked the girl, but realized there was no long term prospects due to her being a HAMSTER.

Guy: "What do you do for a living?"
Girl: "Oh mah god. I'm kinda like an actress, model, and singer. Yeah, totally"
Guy: "Wow, you're a triple HAMSTER! I gotta run."

HAMSTER by Nashvegas09 April 19, 2009