alabama half&half 

1. Use a blender to combine semen and laxative at a 1:1 ratio.
2. Drink.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Enjoy.

Do you guys know if that alabama half&half is organic?

alabama half&half by Thomas A. August 5, 2017

half-man half-amazing 

Not like any ordinary man rises above everyone else.
Extraordinary.

Nasty the villain
Nas

Vinsanity
Vince Carter
half-man half-amazing

half-man half-amazing by leedleedlelee February 7, 2017

Half and half 

A service that is offered, and performed, by a prostitute. One half is oral sex, the other half is vaginal sex.

That was a cheap trick, he gave me fifty for a half and half.

Half and half by Chrono October 5, 2004

giant half chicken half squirrel 

The giant half chicken half squirrel steals either teeth or money from children as they sleep in order to build some kind of giant nest for its' genetically superior and potentially dangerous offspring.
It is also known that this creature would also have atleast a mild understanding of algebra.
The half chicken half squirrel would most likely be about three to four and a half feet tall.
His large beak is probably detachable and works as a floatation device.

chicken, squirrel

giant half chicken half squirrel by grant February 29, 2004

Half n half

Having sex in which half the time is oral and the other half is "regular"

She gave me a half n half

Half n half by Hidden Penis Crouching Tiger October 15, 2017

Arnold Palmer Half and Half 

The most delicious blend of lemonade and tea by Arizona teas. It was named after a famous golfer (Arnold Palmer), whose pictures are featured all over the can. This stuff has to have crack in it or some other addictive substance because I never stop drinking it. It's sooo good. So good I wrote an ode poem about it my junior year of high school for my writer's craft class.

Kristen: Damn. This is the best kush I ever had. You want a hit?
Sarah: Nahhh I'm good. I got my Arnold Palmer Half and Half right here and that's all I need.

Arnold Palmer Half and Half by guess i got mah swagga back January 20, 2012

half in half

getting head and vag sex for one price

that ho said: "10 bucks for head... 15 for half-in-half"

half in half by Jankyboy July 4, 2005