haka boogie 

anger stupid

well my smart person said there is no Australia haka boogie

haka boogie by hakaboogianamaoriora October 19, 2021

Estuary Haka 

The act of standing with arms aloft, in a confrontational manner, shouting "Come on then, Let's av it, Do you want some". The estuary haka is often done from the relative safety of behind a police cordon.

There is nothing quite as funny as the hate contorted face of a 19 year old, standing on a plastic seat ,doing an estuary haka at the opposition fans separated by nothing other than a wall, a 30 yard dmz, another wall, 300 stewards, 200 riot police and all the other supporters who are standing in front of him.

(from a post by surfaceagentX2zero)

Estuary Haka by heppers August 27, 2009

aussie haka 

The act of slapping ones pockets in an attempt to find ones keys and wallet.

Bro, I can't find my keys, do you know where they are?
Mate, you don't the Aussie haka? they might be in ya pockets.

aussie haka by lostnz88 December 19, 2018

wallet haka 

The moves you make when you realise your wallet is not in your back pocket, and not in your front pocket, or not in the pocket in your jacket. You'll normally tap each pocket with one hand, maybe two, as if to double check.

Rod went to pay for his morning coffee, and on discovering his wallet wasn't in his back pocket as it usually is, carried out a wallet haka before realising he didn't have it on him!

wallet haka by haka dancer January 14, 2008

shit haka 

The act of forcing anal excretion whilst ensuring oneself is in a squatted position over the intended target and replicating the famous 'war-dance' of the Maori tribes of New Zealand. The shit haka can also be used to 'crimp-off' at the end of an excretive episode.

That crap took me ages, I spent at least ten minutes doing the shit haka in there!

shit haka by Shit haka January 12, 2009

Hakai 

To destroy someone, or something.

You just got hakaied in that video game match.

Hakai by corruptedxlight July 28, 2017

Hakaioken 

When you pump up the kaioken multiplier to such a degree that the kaioken strain actually destroys (hakai) you

King Kai: "Goku! if you use Kaioken on top of Ultra Instinct it will kill you!"

Goku: "Yeah, but I need to beat Granola! I have to go EVEN FURTHER BEYOND! KAIOKEN TIMES ONE MILLION!!!"

King Kai: "You fool! The strain will kill you!"

Goku: *dies from kaioken strain*

King Kai: "You just hakaioken'd yourself"

Hakaioken by VYDEOS August 9, 2021