Guided Entry 

When someone needs assistance with penetrating their partner.

Predominantly used by blind, poor sighted people or those with an obese partner where finding the correct hole is extremely difficult - guided entry is needed.

Can also become necessary when trying to penetrate with a semi-on. See "Thumbing it in"

Geoff "I had sex with that fat girl last night"
Bob "Did you have to roll her in dough first?"
Geoff "no, she gave me the guided entry"

Guided Entry by Manuel Hung III September 15, 2020

Guided Missiles 

1.Signature sound of the game Microman, a powerup
2.Missiles that have a homing device or controls to guide them to a target

1.<chorus> Guided Missiles!!
2.I launched guided missiles at my neighbor's dog

Guided Missiles by BlackAttack(TheAfricanAssault) June 3, 2003

Guided Missiles 

US made missles that home in on orphanages and baby food factories that occasionally hit hospitals

Man. I have never laughed so hard as I did when CNN showed pictures of the blown up peoples grieving families. All sad 'n' shit, slappin themselves about just because another guided missile found its target. Luck they were arabs or someone might get upset.

Guided Missiles by Sick F*ck August 10, 2003

Guided Missle 

Definition of cancer in Fortnite.

4 yr old: Guided Missile is my favorite weapon!

Me: Guided missle is cancer

(see gif)

Guided Missle by unknownmiracles June 6, 2018

Guided Modification and Branching 

Guided Modification and Branching (GMB) describes a process by which species may have originated over millions of years through common descent by the intelligent modification of the genetic code from one generation to the next. It is a subset of Intelligent Design. It differs from some types of theistic evolution in that it proposes that a possible reason God may have had in producing life this way was to build a complex ecology gradually at a pace that the angels could learn to manage and control.

The woodpecker has some unusual characteristics that show irreducible complexity that are difficult to explain by evolution, but can be easily explained by Guided Modification and Branching. God could have taken a similar species of insect eating bird and modified the genetics of that bird to produce a new bird with a hard beak, strong neck muscles, the instinct to drill trees, etc.

Guided Modification and Branching by Soovi Matu November 30, 2009

guided meditation

An excuse for fuckwits when there misses wont let them out

Invited the fellas for a drink. But guided meditation was calling

guided meditation by Mulox August 27, 2017

Guided missile

A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.

After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.

Guided missile by SaniElet March 26, 2021