Groming 

The art of casually browsing through your phone in a group of people rather than take part in the conversation. To ignore those you are with to Grom your phone.

"Wow, I can see Tom is just Groming away again instead of talking to his friends"

Groming by Brandon Brit December 12, 2019

gooning 

For males: the act of becoming completely self-absorbed with your penis and masturbation, such that your face and mannerisms takes on the personality of a goon: tongue out, vacant expression, grunting, muttering. Men gooning often prefer hours of edging/erection to actual release/orgasm. An artifact of modern times and plentiful porn.

After smoking a huge bowl, Andy looked forward to the hours of gooning that followed.

gooning by UrbanoTurbano November 25, 2016

Grooming 

Training, preparing or conditioning someone, usually over a longer period of time. Also used to refer to a paedophile's process of building trust with a child, wearing down the child's boundaries.

"The tutor we hired was a good investment; he's grooming my son for a prestigious college."
"Paul gives our daughter a lot of gifts and attention, I'm worried he might be grooming her. Do you think i should call the police?"

Grooming by AnAbundancyOfLemons February 18, 2017

gloomingly 

The adverbification of "gloomy". Often used by misplaced sun worshipers and online dating professionals posing as innocent newcomers.

I just got back to this gloomingly wet city last night from a biz trip.

gloomingly by MrTheNow December 1, 2013

Grooming Jam 

The inaugral shedding of coose claret after a degenerate nonce has entered his victim for the first time.

When the police searched his bedroom, they found remnants of semen and grooming jam on his bespattered y-fronts and all 4 walls of the room.

Grooming Jam by Herbie Dongsporran July 27, 2021

goofing around 

two friends who care alot about eachother and have amazing sex. And wanna start spending more time together

Me and Monica are just goofing around

goofing around by Pumped Up Kikess May 19, 2019

gooning 

masturbation so intense that it becomes a state of meditation that consumes you and provides endless pleasure, you either pair it with overstimming (cumming as much as you can) or edging (trying not to cum for as long as possible), there is not one way to goon, they all just have one goal; be consumed by your masturbation into bliss.

it is almost always (but doesnt need to) paired with porn or surrounds itself with porn- it is also known at bating.

i was gooning for several hours last night! im such a bater!

omg! yes! look at you serving cunt! you are such a gooner!

gooning by 3meitloml May 2, 2023