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gogle by Vinlin August 1, 2022
when a goggle gets stuck so far up your ass that you cant reach it and you have to go to the hospital and they denie you service because of what happened
i gogled last night i had to get it done in mexico
gogle by mommymaddie September 15, 2022

Fanon Goggles 

When people get really emotionally intense about something when in reality there's nothing interesting happening.
When people have read so much fanfiction that they begin applying all these intense emotions from the fictional universe to things that are happening in real life, which in reality are probably just really boring and uneventful.
Person 1: "Why does she always make weird and random Doctor Who references?"

Person 2: "It's called Fanon Goggles."
Fanon Goggles by danisntonfire March 6, 2014

Desert Goggles 

When a service member deploys to the desert and has sexual relations with an unattractive female. Being in the desert for such long periods of time forces the service member to have sexual relations with a female he normally wouldnt consider state-side. A girl who is usually a 2 or 3 will be a 6 or 7 after months of being in the desert.
Soldier 1: Dude, did you hear Sgt John is banging Sgt Jane?

Soldier 2: What?! Shes hiddeous!

Soldier 1: He must have desert goggles.

Soldier 2: Well, He has been deployed for a while.
Desert Goggles by RedRocket02 April 4, 2010

Gigleepious 

The largest thing you could imagine
"Did you see that girl Grace today she looked gigleepious in that dress."
"Your house looks gigleepious compared to mine."
Gigleepious by Gracie Marshall June 16, 2013

Cum Goggles 

Large framed glasses that many males find extremely attractive. At the back of his mind, all he wants to do is release a heaping, steaming load of cum all over those bad boys.
1) "Damn you see that shawty come in with those cum goggles on?"

"Yeah looking hella fine, Imma need to bust a nut all over them."

2) "Man you serious....she's getting Lasik? Good bye to the reign of the cum goggles."