by charlestlee December 21, 2008
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Secret society formed in the fall of 1971. It's sole purpose is to manipulate, and antagonize the human race. Heavily involved in advanced mind control techniques, the society molds political climates from an invisible distance. Induction into the organization is performed through a ritualistic ceremony known as "The De-warting".
Members, sometimes referred to as gerks, are scattered throughout the world. Their careers vary amongst the group, but most assume low-profile occupations as cover, and to avoid unnecessary attention to the society.
Members, sometimes referred to as gerks, are scattered throughout the world. Their careers vary amongst the group, but most assume low-profile occupations as cover, and to avoid unnecessary attention to the society.
This has to be the workings of a Gerk conspiracy. No human could pull this crap off, and get away with it.
by Az45 July 29, 2006
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Hey man, my mom caught me gerking last night with my sports illustrated for kids magazine on my bed.
by gasspaddle50 April 22, 2009
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