Garfielding

The act of two consenting adults pressing their buttholes together so as to achieve sexual release.

Named for the similarity to the suction cups on the paws of toy Garfield dolls which attached to car windows.

Look at those two people Garfielding like a couple of freaks!

Garfielding by Y-Fronto, Lord of June 30, 2017

Garfielding

The look on one's face after taking a substantial amount of Ecstasy, as the eye lids droop down to exactly the midway point on the eyeball, making the Ecstasy user closely resemble the Garfield cartoon character.

Hey, check out that guy on the dancefloor! He's rolling so hard he's fucking Garfielding!

Garfielding by Meathammer July 14, 2014

garfieldsno1fan 

People usually named this are Garfield fans, especially of the number one sort.

Person 1: Did you see that garfieldsno1fan?
Person 2: Yeah, they're a freak.

garfieldsno1fan by timordev May 20, 2022

Garfielding

To receive oral sex whilest eating lasagna.

John told me he spent last night garfielding. I'm not friends with John anymore.

Garfielding by GrokMonkey August 6, 2011

Garfielding

When you have made a Human Lasagna you then eat out of the woman vagina. Saying "I hate mondays" is also optional to add some flare.

Tony: After I make the human Lasagna what do I do after.
Carl: Oh, just go full on Garfield on her, Garfielding gives massive amounts of pleasure to both of you.

Garfielding by Jjayunfaced April 18, 2019

Garfielding

When you are too lazy to have sex so you just lay down and let that pink pussy go on you.

If you're garfielding, you're a bitch.

Garfielding by Yumi Ishiyama April 12, 2021

GarfieldsLov3 

GarfieldsLov3 is an amazing editor on tiktok who edits Andrew Garfield, Spider-Man, Tom holland, zendaya, and others. They are amazing.

GarfieldsLov3 is a great editor

GarfieldsLov3 by Anonymous123828171 March 7, 2022