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fun for the whole family 

a term applied to activities, events, and motion pictures supposedly geared towards all members of a family: from infants to grandparents. in all actuality, the term means "fun for everyone except for teenagers and people with an iota of sense".
Mother: "Why don't you watch this asinine Disney movie with us? It's fun for the whole family!"
Adolescent: "No, it's fun for annoying little kids and old people who wish they were that young again. I would much rather eat a light bulb than kill my brain cells watching that shit."
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A Grand Theft Auto For the Lukashenko Family (V-Sync)... 

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Grand Theft Auto For the Lukashenko Family (V-Sync)...

ffnr - famous for no reason 

being famous without having any kind of talent, success or anything alike
That Peaches Geldof is a so ffnr - famous for no reason. She should be glad that her father is so well-known.

A family member has tested positive for Covid-19 

Boris Johnson is isolating in Downing street as a family member has tested positive for covid-19

Family reunion for Missourians 

The one place where you can meet up with people you’ve fucked and find out you’re related
Man I had a family reunion and found out that hot girl I fucked was my cousin and that’s the typical family reunion for Missourians

The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made The Horoscope For Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats 

The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made The Horoscope For Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats
The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made The Horoscope For Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats

Is there anything I can do for you or your family 

“Hello, I would like to have sex. Is there anything I can do for you or your family?”