Lance Flugelhorn 

Worlds coolest guy. Spends his time bartering on craigslist, usually for cats.

Lance Flugelhorn traded me a vacuum cleaner for a cat that supposedly used a toilet.

Lance Flugelhorn by CatTrainer1974 April 19, 2011

flugalhorn 

the beautiful musical melody performed by the suction of the mouth on the lips of the vagina. For a more acoustic version, the fingers can also be used.

Person 1: Hey man, i blew my flugalhorn on that bitch last night.
Person 2: Gross dude! That was my sister!

flugalhorn by Zavid Zobey May 14, 2006

fluglehorn 

A term used by Barney and Robin on "How I Met Your Mother". While having kinky role-playing sex this is their safe word when one of them goes too far. It can also be used in other situations when someone has gone "too far" as in the telling of dirty jokes and stupid comments.

If someone is a little too kinky during sex play or if someone goes a bit too far in the telling of a stupid story or idiotic banter on any given subject. "I call FLUGLEHORN!!'

fluglehorn by Mrs. Ramone December 24, 2009

fluegelhorn 

A valved brass musical instrument with a mellow sounding tone

-I used my fluegelhorn today.

-- Oh don't this sound like a cornet?

- Yes, but with a much mellowed tone.

fluegelhorn by Cccnnn24901 June 28, 2014

flaglehorn 

one of those swears kids use to mask up a swear word

me: what the flaglehorn
friend: thanks for not swearing

flaglehorn by brand862 June 19, 2011

Figgelhorn 

When a little kid trys to act like he/shes older. Like curses and stuff.

"That kids such a figgelhorn!"

Figgelhorn by Shaniqua Albartosim August 17, 2009

Flugelhorns 

Instruments in marching band played by people who suck and cant play for shit.

"Man that band sounds terrible, they suck so much!"
"Nah man, that's just the flugelhorns!"
"Oh yeah, that makes sense!"

Flugelhorns by Mongieloid September 27, 2019