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Floor board 

This is a insult it means you are flat, dry, basic or bland
Person 1: your a fucking floor board
Person 2: ;-;

floor board lava lamp 

a sigma fire song by lil young chaos
man have you lesson to floor board lava lamp

polish the floorboards 

Eating shaved pussy
Do you like too polish the floorboards or carpet munch
polish the floorboards by Thatoneteen September 23, 2016

sexy floorboard wench 

Someone who is sexy in an alternative and original way, sometimes with prostitutional characteristics. Usually called Raquel, Freyabella or George.
Oooh she's quite a sexy floorboard wench.
sexy floorboard wench by Raquel January 7, 2005

Floorboard Music 

Music that one keeps under the floorboards or otherwise hides because
a) it's so good you have to have it nearby to listen too and
b) you can't risk someone finding out you like this stuff.
If you to look cool and alternative put some black metal and Avant-Garde Jazz albums on prominent display. It's OK to like Mileu Cyrus or Justin Beiber but they're more like floorboard music.

floorboard

To press a gas pedal all the way down and crank a flooded engine.
Okay, Bill, you ended up flooding the truck. You better floorboard it.
floorboard by Big Tom September 19, 2006