oikawa’s flat ass 

oikawa’s flat ass. it’s ridiculous.

person 1: omfg look at oikawa’s flat ass
person 2: what a loser

oikawa’s flat ass by shobiostars October 5, 2021

Chris's flat tire

When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks

That girl was totally board with Chris's Flat tire.

Chris's flat tire by Fatkid0220 December 23, 2020

Ik it’s flat 

Flat ass alt girl

alt girl: “YEEE YEEE YAAAA KAM! KAM! I HATE ALL MEN!!! GIVE MEN CURFEWWW!”

Savage dominant species: Ik it’s flat

*everyone is left stunned by the savageness*

Ik it’s flat by DellavedovaG.O.A.T. April 15, 2021

Float a stink egg 

To fart, pass gas out of your rectum, flatulence,

“What is that smell did you just float a stink egg”

Float a stink egg by ratt7288 June 14, 2013

As Flat As Mark's Face 

Used to describe something that's really flat.

The ground outside is as flat as Mark's face

As Flat As Mark's Face by DoorHandle1234 August 15, 2017

scrote-float 

n. When your balls touch the water of the toilet. Either when they hang really low or the toilet clogs and the water backs up.

Can also be used as a name to call someone who may or may not be responsible for a scrote-float.

"Hey Josh, you scrote-float! You clogged the damn toilet with that monster shit you took!"

scrote-float by salazam November 11, 2011

Float like a Cadillac, Sting like a beemer 

Famous catchphrase from the 2006 film Cars. This sentence is pronounced by the main character of the film Lightning McQueen many times during the film, to kinda hype himself up.

*mcqueen does an epic drift on the dirty section of the track*
Hudson Hornet: Float like a Cadillac
Lighning McQueen: Sting like a beemer!
(float like a cadillac, sting like a beemer)

Float like a Cadillac, Sting like a beemer by wetpenis90210 May 9, 2021