flattened taco 

A flattened taco is a pizza.

But instead of saying pizza you try to say taco because tacos are clearly superior to pizzas.

Yo man, those pineapplea do not belong on flattened tacos

flattened taco by Jaaaan101 April 7, 2019

flattened fauna 

a dead animal (or dead animals) in the road

Although deer make up the smallest number of the reported flattened fauna, they are one of the most infamous examples because they instinctively run in the direction of the hazard.

flattened fauna by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2010

Dick Flattening 

Dick Flattening refers to a type of cock and ball torture which involves flattening one's penis via placing it between two flat surfaces and applying pressure to it.

- Babe! It's 4pm, time for your dick flattening!
- Yes honey.

Dick Flattening by dbgrd April 30, 2021

Flatlined

The act of killing someone or using force to hurt somone badly.

Bitch, Do you want flatlined!

Flatlined by MJC612 April 30, 2009

2 weeks to flatten the curve 

A lie perpetuated by the new world order to pacify the masses under the belief that the world was going to end to a deadly contagious virus. Hindsight shows us the SARS NCOV outbreak was actually a hoax that allowed big government power grab, and the greatest transfer of wealth to the elite class in history.

"stay at home, it's only 2 weeks to flatten the curve!"

2 weeks to flatten the curve by ArmageddonFeast February 27, 2021

sausage fattener 

A virtual effect mostly used to fatten up bass songs. It has been a running joke in the music community because it only has 2 knobs to control the effects. It can also be pronounced "Sosig fattener" for more ironic intent

ok so first you gotta put an OTT on the rack, and then you have to apply 128 instances of the sausage fattener and boom you have the best song evurr

sausage fattener by Tacobirb July 2, 2019

Flatten the pancake

Doing something, particularly nothing, for ten hours straight. Also to be unemployed or a feminist.

I flatten the pancake so much that it hurts!
Jimmy loves to flatten the pancake with Sarah!
Mom, may I flatten the pancake today?
She flattens the pancake so much that she must be a femenist!

Flatten the pancake by Bequietnow November 27, 2016