while standing, holding left hand firmly around base of erect penis. next put right foot on chair in front of you, take right arm to the outer side of the knee, and put hand and forearm under back of knee and squeeze forearm firmly at the back side of the knee joint until right hand goes numb. now you have a stranger to masturbate you.

one day in rehab, cheetos and bones, found a new way to do the double fisted stranger

double fisted stranger by geebsmonk May 22, 2009

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Double Fisted Swirl

The act of putting your left fist up a womens ass and the right one up her vagina and then proceeding to swirl your fists.

1.) Last night i gave Maradeth a nasty double fisted swirl.

2.) Cindy cryed after i gave her a painful double fisted swirl.

Double Fisted Swirl by xxthesaintx May 7, 2009

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Double fisted thigh slapper

A penis so large it involves having to use two hands to hold it/masturbate that also slaps the thigh while naked.

Also called a DFTS.

Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.

Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.

Double fisted thigh slapper by DoubleFistedThighSlapper January 29, 2019

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Double Fisted Monkey Style

A discipline of masturbation characterized by extraordinary vigor and skill, as well as enormous genital peril. In trained hands, double fisted monkey style can form a glorious, balanced union between a man and his fingers. In untrained hands, it can lead to genital fracturing, inversion, or worse.

"Dude, Bob tried Double Fisted Monkey Style last night."

"Oh no! I warned him! Did he survive?"

"The hospital said he might eventually recover partial use of his legs. They dug his penis out of a tree two miles downwind."

"That stupid son of a bitch."

Double Fisted Monkey Style by NotAGrillShitter November 13, 2011

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