festerment

fester is the root. a collection of festered objects

Yo dude have you seen the festerment in your kitchen sink.

Yo Pasty! There is no way I a paying for that FESTERMENT (in this case cheap and nasty restraurant food)

festerment by Stephen M. December 31, 2004

Fastest growing army on the internet 

Greg. Clearly the best army to be conceived. Brilliantly named for a strong army. Logang and Jake paulers shake when they hear this name. Greg has recently made an alliance with the little stinkers. The genius leader Danny also insists you not to look up the fastest growing army on the internet.

Greg is the fastest growing army on the internet, don’t look that up.

Fastest growing army on the internet by GregoryGonzales February 8, 2020

fastest growing army on the internet 

greg

greg - fastest growing army on the internet

fastest growing army on the internet by crustytoes420 August 14, 2022

COVID Fest 

A gathering that occurs during the time of a global pandemic that completely disregards all of the scientific data and social distancing rules. Example: I would stay away from Sandra. I heard she was at a COVID Fest the other night.

We left just in time last night. The party turned into a real COVID Fest. By Saturday 23 people had tested positive.

COVID Fest by DustyToby August 19, 2020

Festerius 

Festerius is some what of a minor internet celebrity that has been seen all over the internet since 1993. There are about 150 different refrences if you search for 'Festerius' on google.

Dude, did you see what that Festerius guy posted on our message board? Who is this weirdo?

Festerius by Festerius October 2, 2003

Jitter Fest 

When the human facial nerve realises that something has indeed landed on their face. Causing the motion of the face to move from side to side viciously.

"Gee look at that guy he must be having a full on Jitter Fest"

Jitter Fest by Pengueleon June 11, 2015

Festezhio 

Sex term meaning whole boob in mouth. (This can be either very impressive or very unimpressive, depending on the boob size)

I gave that girl a festezhio last nite.
-Damn! How did your head not explode? She's rocking some double d's son!

Festezhio by Naked_Fish June 27, 2009