Fauxhawk

Hairstyle commonly worn by the douchier and faggier of the male human species. It is believed by many that this hairstyle is achieved by using cum to style the hair.

"wow that homo with the fauxhawk and skinny jeans wouldnt let me sneak into the back of the AMC theatres"

Fauxhawk by pj9000 July 27, 2009

fauxhawk

the totally scene hairstyle sported by celebrities and metros alike... created by Paris fasion genius Alfalfa of "The Little Rascles", this hairstyle is achieved by combing all one's hair to the center so one my give the appearance of a mohawkwithout the socially unacceptable shaving of the head...

"OMGZ!!!111 dId u C codyz FauXhAwK?!11eleven1 like lozzies... S0000 hAwtt!!11" is something a man with a fauxhawk might say

fauxhawk by Ümbra September 7, 2004

fauxhawk

A common hairstyle of the gays resembling a miniature mohawk.

Jack: Jake, diggin' the fauxhawk

Jake: Thanks, hotstuff.

Jack: How do you always know how to get me so hard?

fauxhawk by cupoficecream July 17, 2009

fauxhawk

Faggy haircut worn by people of the homosexual or retarded genre.

Bill - "Hey dude, nice fauxhawk! Haha"

Derek (Fauxhawk) - "Dude, you want to spoon or something...?"

fauxhawk by Termin Ate Her April 9, 2009

fauxhawk

simply: A fake mohawk. The hair is combed up to a point. A fauxhawk makes you look gay, BAD metro, and coneheaded. If you had any balls you'd shave the sides.

I have a fauxhawk cause my mom picks out my clothes. I have a fauxhawk cause the men like it. I have a fauxhawk cause Im too lame to shave the sides. My head comes to a point because I have a fauxhawk. I have a fauxhawk cause Im from brasher

fauxhawk by emazing and locky May 24, 2005

fauxhawk

Fauxhawk a bad haircut only for Beckham-a-likes.

David Beckham Wears a Fauxhawk, its not worth looking that bad.!

fauxhawk by JoshyBoy September 26, 2005

fauxhawk

A term used to indentify individuals who pretend they are aboriginal in order to get tax-free cigarettes, gasoline and, better access to government grants for art and cultural projects.

Ojibwee my ass. He's a fauxhawk with a lame script.

fauxhawk by Billy April 24, 2005