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Faithritism 

The favoritism shown to theists by others of their own faith.
Person 1: Hey, I see John got the promotion.

Person 2: Yeah, well, that's only because he goes to the same church as the boss.
Person 1: Damn faithritism. Maybe I'll have to start believing in a deity.

Fathiest 

(fay thee ist) 1. A person who professes faith when in fact that faith does not exist in order to gain acceptance 2. to move covertly among a community of tight knit faith (such as Hasidic Jews or Mormons) for business purposes or for other personal gain. 3. A person who suddenly adopts a religion (temporarily) for the sake of a favorable outcome in a court proceeding.
Ex. 1, "She's not even Jewish at all, she just wants to hang around Favel's sisters, everyone knows she's a fathiest except for him."

Ex. 2, "Why did she take communion? -We were just arguing about how she thought it was stupid and never got confirmed; damn fathiest!"

Ex. 3, "I realize that I have taken vows of celibacy, but now I shall un-take them with this harlot here, for I am a fathiest."
Fathiest by T.S.L. August 1, 2013

faithism 

An idea that your faith or religious belief is superiour to other religious beliefs or faiths and that it must be spread either pacifically by migration and high birth rates or violently by holy wars. It also means that faithists, people who consider their religion most truthful, will use manipulative techniques to either lie about their intentions or openly suppress minority religions leading to enslavement or genocides in some cases.
Faithism is racism for religions.
faithism by googlepunisher1488 October 23, 2016

Systemic Faithism 

Systemic Fathism refers to the ways that cultural, systems, structures, and institutions directly and consciously promote Faith to sustain or entrench differential (dis)advantage for an individual or group.
“Scripture states that a person can only serve one Master, there is no such thing as “God & Country”, thus the promotion of God & Country is Systemic faithism.”

Faithiest 

A theist who's religious persuasion relies solely on faith, regardless of evidence or reason.
I showed her how science disproved every religious argument she had, but she still believes. What a faithiest!
Faithiest by Ecce Homo March 8, 2009

Faithsturbating 

This is a practice of religious people who publicly make religious opinion based assertions and/or quote verses from their holy book in order to reassure themselves in their religious beliefs, especially around other believers. This often happens in online forums, where religious people gather.

Masturbating your faith beliefs in public.
The god believers were quoting scripture and repeating catch phrases from their "holy" book and generally Faithsturbating all over each other. It was hilarious hearing them actually believe the fairy tales in their bronze age folklore
Faithsturbating by tekphreak January 1, 2012