faggyness 

possesing very gay characteristics, the level of ones homosexuality.

josh, your faggyness astounds me. put on a shirt.

faggyness by the undying zombie March 13, 2008

Dildo Faggins 

A gay person but with more emphasis

bruh that kid is such a dildo faggins

Dildo Faggins by autismo1 August 19, 2020

Dildo Faggins 

Name of a famous hobbit-like creature who penned the booked "there and my backend again" also known as "Lord of the Cock Rings".

Dildo Faggins was very proud of his nephew Froho Faggins

Dildo Faggins by Elton's Johnson September 2, 2006

faggotness 

possessing the many attributes and/or qualities of a faggot

"Bobby likes dicks in his ass.....he scares me with his faggotness"

faggotness by fiveohtwo November 4, 2009

lagginess 

Experiencing a state of something being extra slow, usually related to technology that you want to throw out the window. You know a lag, or lagging, but for those that can use it in a sentence, then it is known as an abstract noun denoting the quality and state of slowness.

JIRA is being extra special with all of it's lagginess it is preventing me from creating my tickets to assign to the team.

lagginess by Aunghula1 March 12, 2021

Dildo Faggins 

A raging homosexual who is under the height of 3ft. Usually cannot hold an erection unless they are in a room of at least 10 men.

Wow dude... You're freakin gay... And very short... You a regular Dildo Faggins!

Dildo Faggins by b-radicus February 27, 2009

Faxiness 

A certain way of being both useless and also necessary.

A continually flaky and suspect demeanour.
A way of being untrustworthy and hard to pin down.

Gad we got that meeting time and place sorted out without some ongoing faxiness

Faxiness by Pigbrick November 14, 2016