famlicated

When the whole family and/or household is self-medicated

The cops won't go to that house, they are aware the household is,"famlicated."

famlicated by emilejfagerstromiv December 30, 2018

fabricator time 

Being overly optimistic about the timeline of a project, generally terrible with communicating never-ending delays in work.

He said it would only take a week to get me those parts, its been almost two months now, he must be working on fabricator time.

fabricator time by valvecovergasket January 23, 2010

Fapricate 

(verb) The act of masturbating while simultaneously defecating. Often occurring on a toilet, one must be "jacking-off" while pooping to truly be farpicating.

See similar: Blumpkin

Guy 1: The other day i was so horny at the office that I had to go in the bathroom and fapricate.

Guy 2: Gross.

Fapricate by TheFecalImpaler June 29, 2011

Fabricanted 

Attempting to deflect attention away from your boss by wearing a wig that looks like a deceased cat and talking nonsense.

The tweet claiming nurses and teachers were drinking on shift was entirely fabricanted

Fabricanted by gnomelovesducky April 13, 2022

fabrication 

give a fales statement or make up some shit to trick someone

"dont make friends with him! hes a liar and he will cheat you!"

"thats a load of fabricated bullshit! i know daves
a nice guy!

"Fabrication"

fabrication by ashraf uddin November 9, 2007

Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence 

Using big words to sound smart.

Someone may use this to express how smart they are to a colleague, friend, girlfriend, boyfriend or even your boss.

Jack: Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Boss: What?
Jack: Oh, I'm just using big words to sound smart.
Boss: OK.

Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence by The Evit One October 28, 2010

independent fabrication 

A custom made bicycle. They are manufactured in Massachetsets. Aruably the coolest custom bikes around. They come in many colors and have a great paintshop so anything is possible.

I just got my new Indy Fab today. The hot lime to evening blue fade makes your red Cannondale look lame. Plus it rides like butter.

independent fabrication by 7tdf September 5, 2005