TV Evangelism 

Scandal in the name of Jesus. See shit happens.

My aunt sent Billy Graham some money once, and after that, his harassment specialists pestered her for more money every month until she changed her number. She never did that again!

TV Evangelism by Downstrike September 13, 2004

False Vandalism 

the act of being “sued” for a non-existing crime by a screaming 10 year old on Xbox live

im suing you for false vandalism if you dont give me v-bucks you fat loser go hug your mommy

False Vandalism by Joe F. Mama January 15, 2021

vandalism 

Vandalism is any bad-faith editing of a wiki on purpose.

He regularly commited vandalism on Wikipedia; he replaced articles with "F*** F*** F*** F***".

vandalism by Absol00tZer0 January 1, 2007

Self Vandalism 

Drawing, writing or doodling on yourself. (hands, arms, legs)
Drawing aimlessly on yourself.

Drawing, writing or doodling on yourself is called self Vandalism

Self Vandalism by LittleBitsOfAwe July 26, 2011

evangelism 

The American Christian Al-Qaeda
Believe that those who dont recognize god are sinners and are automatically dammed to hell.
Don't believe in judgment of morals or deeds only on how close minded you are (the more the better)
Also are afraid to question anything they dont understand simply convince themselves that god wants it like that
Many are closet homosexuals and pedophiles as well as meth heads and white trash

Although there is the occasional right minded evangelist (jimmy carter) these are exceptions to the rules and come few and far between

"Dude my dad made me join this crazy cult"
"Sweet, which one"
"CHRISTIANITY!!!!!!!!!"
"Which kind"
"EVANGELISM!!!!"
"That sucks, good luck bro"

evangelism by Alboroto December 9, 2007

vandalism 

usage: noun
committing an act which results in the defacement, destruction, or otherwise alters private property while under the influence of being Hispanic.

"Damn! I dropped my beer, the waitress is glaring at me....."

"good thing I'm the only Hispanic here, if there were 3 of us this would qualify as vandalism....right now it's just property damage."

vandalism by MintyLeila September 5, 2005

evangelism 

A group of crazy Christians who believe that if you speak tongues, you're speaking "the words of the Lord!!" and faking seizers means you're embracing the holy spirit.

They are basically misled, ill-informed, cult-like religious freaks who dedicated their lives to evangelism.

They can be easily associated with American White Trash, though many other types of Americans participate, however it is seemingly predominately White Trash.

Tommy believes in evangelism. Tommy is insane and brainwashed. Poor Tommy.

evangelism by crazywhitepeople January 6, 2010