equator check

A verbal request for a couple who are cuddling under blankets to throw their arms up to prove they are not being promiscuous.

When Will and Ashley were cuddling under the covers Greg noticed a rustle. He yelled "EQUATOR CHECK" to cockblock his friend and to make sure nothing was going on.

by lolboy69 June 15, 2015

Equator Penis Measuring System

The Equator Penis Measuring System (EPMS) is the system that gives an approximation of one's penis size. Generally speaking, the closer you live to the Ecuador, the larger your penis is. For example, Africans and Latin Americans living on the equator will have penises measuring around 11 or 12 inches hard, while the English and Scottish living up north have penises measuring 3 inches flaccid, or up to 5 inches hard. There are also intermediate points. Italians, for example, have penises about 6 inches flaccid, and 8 inches hard.

Example of the Equator Penis Measuring System

Canadian: Eh, my penis is aboot 3 inches.

Italian: What's a matta you, uh?? I got a 8 inch sausage! It could slap you and break-a your face!!

Black guy: Y'all niggas is small. I got 12 inches up in this muthafucka. Y'all my bitches now. SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!! SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!!

by rogerthewhale March 8, 2013

equator shower

1. (n) A quick and to the point method of bathing that involves only washing the privates. Sometimes it may extend to the armpits as well.

I think I'll do a quick equator shower before heading out tonight.

by horker1 June 4, 2007

equator belt size

{equator belt size) is a visual tool used for the aiding of truly grasping the humugo creature

"How fat was she, that sister replied in a southern gospel accent,"She was SSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FHAT her waist the equator belt size."

by Doorshine January 11, 2008

Equator Monkey

Ecuador (which literally translates to Equator in Spanish), is a country in South America that lies on the equator. "Equator Monkey" is a racist epithet to insult someone of Ecuadorian heritage. The insult is meant to describe them based on the stereotype that Ecuadorians are short, tan, tropical and are as wild as monkeys. Climbing trees, hunting for coconuts, swinging on branches, and practicing what the USA would consider barbaric behaviors when it comes to their diet. An example of one of their taboo dishes is Cuy, which is a South American guinea pig that is revered in Ecuadorian culture and is utilized in several ways, primarily as a food source. Guinea Pigs being beloved pets in North American Countries such as the USA and Canada, Ecuadorians are perceived as savages when it comes to their choice of meat.

Sarah “Can I bring my pet Guinea Pig Over?”
Rachel “I’m not sure, my neighbor is one of those Equator Monkeys and he could probably smell the Guinea Pig from miles away”

Sarah “I hate Ecuadorians”
Rachel “Me too, but at least my neighbor isn’t a Jew”

by DefineTheTerm November 10, 2016

equator snow

cocaine. simple as that.

hey man, do you got any of that equator snow? I'm lookin' to party tonight

by Dirtyfartbubble March 23, 2021

Equator-stash

A combination hairstyle including, hair surrounding the body in a thin strip going from head to groin front and back. this includes a mohawk with a center brow with a chaplin stash and a long middle beard with body and pubic hair leading down and back around to the end of the mohawk .

As I take of my clothes and lay sideways on a table I proclaim, " look at my Equator-stash!"

by gary smith April 15, 2026