Earbud Method

An act of ear sex which involves turning an mp3 player or other sound device up to a very high volume and sticking it in a persons opposite ear, causing them to jerk thier head away, jamming thier ear onto your penis. Causes defness.

"I was so trashed last night, and I can't hear shit."
"Maybe someone gave you the earbud method"
"Oh fuck!"
"Thats what you get alley slut."

Earbud Method by ihadalife July 2, 2009

The Earbud Theory 

Boys that wear earbuds are automatically less toxic and more sweet than those that wear airpods. They are usually softer and kinder because they don’t necessarily care about things in the material world. Sources say it’s 100% scientifically factual.

“Look at that kid wearing earbuds, he’s so sweet!” “Yeah, he’s a great example of The Earbud Theory”

The Earbud Theory by eyeswoaface4838 April 3, 2023

Slimy earbud 

A sexual act in which one individual blocks another's individual's ear with cum, after performing otic sexual intercourse.

I'm never mating with David again, last time he gave me a "slimy earbud"

Slimy earbud by Sanjorge8 January 6, 2019

Rat earbuds 

Rat earbuds are earbuds made from a pair of ears off a dead rat's carcass, along with some spare wire. The ears of the rat function as the buds that go in your ears, while the wire functions as the cord and aux plug. Not as good as normal ear buds, but will do in a pinch.

Crafting requirements:

x2 severed rat ears

x1 spare wiring

x1 salvaged aux plug

Johnny broke his air pods and didn't have the money for a new pair so he fashioned himself a pair of rat earbuds for now until he gets paid on Friday.

Rat earbuds by Suckmytoes_77 April 14, 2021

Earbug 

A song that's stuck in your head that you can't get out for anything.

Person 1: Why are you acting so weird?

Person 2: Sorry, I have an earbug. I can't get this stupid Metallica song out of my head.

Earbug by danjapan7 June 6, 2010

Earbuds

Magical devises that transport you to another demension and get you away from all your problems.

I can't hear you. My earbuds are in.

Earbuds by Dude56931 April 15, 2015

earbudding 

Busting a nut in someone's ear

Me and Sarah are going to be earbudding tonight.

earbudding by MaxandCheeese January 23, 2017