E-peen 

An electronic dick that has the power to control the entire internet without your command. Very irrational and hard to maintain like a regular boner.

"Suck my fat E-peen" (once sucked you'll gain the entire knowledge of the world)

E-peen by usmanisabitch August 31, 2019

e-peen 

One's natural reaction to slaughtering an enemy balloon in the skies of Guns of Icarus by the wrath of WARPIG.

We trolled that fucker so hard, my e-peen is huge.

e-peen by WARPIG69 August 25, 2013

e peen 

An e peen refers to pc hardware advantage

I have a core i5 processor
I have the massive e peen with my core i9 processor

e peen by Big Chris M8 5983 June 6, 2019

e-peen flexing 

Internet thug "bootcamp" for assholes. Those who have the biggest e-peen are better than those who don't. People compare e-peen sizes via some odd sort of "flexing" that occurs in which people try to show the other how much better they are by using all capital letters.

Mary Poppins: I CAN FLY MOTHER-FUCKER.

Joe: DAMN YOUR E-PEEN IS HUGE.

In this case, Mary Poppins is showing how he is a master at e-peen flexing.

e-peen flexing by SUCKMYCANADA June 20, 2008

e-peen jousting 

E-peen - Online penis size. Basically online ego, how awesome/respected you are.

E-peen Jousting - A battle of egos online.

An e-peen joust:

Person A: Lol Im a 1337 u84h h4xx0r.
Person B: I can has moar 1337 h4xx than u!
Person C: E-peen jousting ftw!!!!111!!one!1!!one

e-peen jousting by Alex H Lololol May 26, 2009

e peenz 

the plural of e penis used when describing more than one e penis.

im about to cut off the e peenz of all these fur fags just for the lulz.

e peenz by TehCastratorzA.K.A.C.M.F.lulz December 23, 2008

Silent E-Peening 

The act of gloating, or rubbing a victory in someones face, without actually doing or saying anything. Can also be silent epeening when the person ahead in the competition will not acknowledge the other participant

Two people are playing a fighting game, one just won the game land-slide. He's doing nothing but sitting there not acknowledging the other person talking to him. "Stop your fucking Silent E-peening you faggot"

Silent E-Peening by Beecels May 28, 2010