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Slutty Duckling Syndrome 

When a person -particularly of the female persuasion- feels the need to post excessive pictures of them self with their lips pushed out in "duck face" and more-often-than-not with copious amounts of cleavage, on the internet.
Girl 1: "Did you see Janie's new profile picture?"
Girl 2: "Yea, it looks just like the rest of them. She has a serious case of Slutty Duckling Syndrome."

Duckling syndrome 

A duckling syndrome is when a person becomes very close with the first ever thing they stumble upon in a specific subject, similar to how young ducklings recognize the first being they encounter as their mother. Often times the loyalty for the very first thing that they've found in the industry gets so strong that they simply reject much better alternatives that they only happen to find out about later. This condition is mainly attributed to one's inability in growth and analysis.
Steve has a duckling syndrome. Despite better alternatives existing out there, he still prefers using that outdated Google search engine even though it actively sells his sensitive information to some shady advertisers, has biased results, has crapton of ads disguised as search results, and omits half of the words in your search term (often the most crucial and defining ones, annoyingly shoving "must include that word" button right down your throat!!!). Steve should finally dump that dumpster fire of a search engine and move on.

Cute Duckling Scam 

Always be prepared. Out there
live many treacherous creatures out there that want
your money and fortunes of any shape or size. If its a
weird man with a strange tattoo or a duck with a gifted
mind there are many mercenaries out there. The Cute
Duckling Scam was founded by Nelson Eider a
Norwegian duck from a northern subclass duck clan
when he realized the influence of hatchlings on human
beings. Observing our kind through controlled
experiments, Nelson came to the conclusion that while
distracted with something the humans called "cute"
they often forgot about their surroundings and ignored
almost everything else. Thus leading Nelson to the fact
that this would leave their valuables unguarded. Nelson
had trouble accomplishing this due to the fact that
Viking, at the time, carried only a few articles of
currency on them and in safe pockets. Realizing this
the duck resorted to robbery. He would distract shop
owners with his children and then take whatever he
thought was needed. His followers in the Americas
were able to work the original purpose of the Cute
Duckling Scam, which is stealing money from the
unsuspecting human who happens to be conveniently
mesmerized by the ducklings carefully stationed by the
parent duck. Even after his death his lessons and
beliefs continued to inspire not only ducks but there
other many bird relatives, including their rivals the
power hungry geese.
“Aww look at those cute ducklings
“be careful around them or else they’ll pull a cute duckling scam on you

snuggly duckling 

a pub. a five star joint. the home of a bunch of pub thugs with dreams. also the home of a lot of rats. and if ur looking 4 someone in it you might try the hidden passageway. near rapunzel's tower
snuggly duckling in the tangled movie

my swag is swaggy as a duckling on tuesday. 

My awesomeness is really awesome just like a duck's awesomeness on tuesday
James told Donna my swag is swaggy as a duckling on tuesday. Donna asked what that meant?!!! He said his awesomeness was really awesome, just like a ducks awesomeness on a Tuesday- James likes Tuesdays. Tuesdays are good.

Ducking smoke 

“I’m not going in there because Tre is in there.” Oh you ducking smoke?
Ducking smoke by GerryFan December 19, 2020