the term you call a person who somehow in their drunken stooper logs into their facebook account and emails, comments or messages their facebook crush (you) frequently. The message usually contains many mispelled words, inappropriate sexual slurs, and their true feelings about you. This person most likely will try to contact you in the next 24 hours to apologize with a lame excuse. Please do not answer the call.. seriously ignore it.
rachel: oh my god.. i logged onto my facebook account this morning and had recieved a message from john. it said "i louves yourdss tittzyss. callsa mess backksz babaayyu<x3."
brooke: ewwww.. ignore that.. he is a total facebook drunkie. he messaged me last week.
A seriously intoxicated person, male or female, who finds comfort and solace by lying in the bath tub at a house party. Can often be detected by the tell-tale signs of shampoo bottles, razors, luffas, lying on the floor by the tub. These items will have been knocked over by the tub drunkie as he/she climbs into their safe haven.
Partygoer #1: Has anyone seen the birthday boy?
Partygoer #2: Nope. He was pretty effed up. He probably passed out somewhere...
Partygoer #3 (coming out of the bathroom): Found him! He's lying in the shower covered in barf. Poor little tub drunkie...
Pronunciation: (Drunk-ee Chan)
Noun/Adj: A person who is quite intoxicated and suddenly believes they are a drunken master of kung-fu. Will often perform sloppy kicks and karate chops, and sometimes the occasional half-assed parkour attempt. Usually an amusing sight, mostly only bringing harm on themselves rather than others at worst.
Noun: "Woah woah woah now, look at ol' drunkey chan over there. Hey! Show them your jump kick! OHHH SHIT BRO, your ass okay?! DO IT AGAIN MAN!!!"
Adj: "Oh shit fam, He's gonna try to go all drunkey chan on that rail over there. $20 says he hits his balls really hard."