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Douchebaggistan

A historic nation next to Cockslappistan and Titlickistan, which is considered to be the homeland of Douchebaggistanies or Douchebags for short. The capital city is a thriving metropolis called Twatsmellabad.
Dean is such a douche bag!!! He must be from Douchebaggistan. Don't be a douche bag Dean!!

douchebaggins 

The doucheiest of douchbags; one who engages in a whole-nother level of douchebaggery.
"You are such a douchebaggins"

douchebragging

A heightened version of bragging or "self-glossing."

Bragging about yourself, talking about your own accomplishments, talking about how much money you have or how good you are at sporst, how smart you are, how much god loves you, giving advice to others as if you are the top dog, etc.

Especially used when done not in-person, but through Facebook or Twitter, thus broadcasting the brag not at one person, but to everyone.
Did you see his status update "Private planes help me travel in peace, to 4 cities in one day and 4 countries in one week." Talk about douchebragging!

Status: "FULL RIDE TO HARVARD!" Comments: DOUCHEBRAG!
douchebragging by markcorrigan March 30, 2010

Douchebaggins 

A douche bag short in stature. Deriving from the words "Douche Bag" and "Bilbo Baggins."
That Tom Cruise sure is a Douchebaggins
Douchebaggins by 5 Dollar Dave January 24, 2009

douchebaggish 

An adjective form of the word "douchebag" used usually in a derogatory sense. Mostly used towards a noun or verb.
"That guy was quite douchebaggish" or "He didn't have to be so douchebaggish."
douchebaggish by Stefan Spohr November 30, 2006

douchewagging 

The act of being a jerk for no reason; being a total douche
"Did you see Jacob?"

"Yes! He was toatally douchewagging all over school!"