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Dodged a Bullet 

When you end a relationship with someone whom you didn't knock up.
I dodged a bullet by not knocking up my ex.
Dodged a Bullet by shyguy88 October 30, 2022
to be so intoxicated (typically high af) to the point of not being able to recollect past events and actions. One who is donged will experience fits of laughter as well as a kavanaughty tingle (but only sometimes)
guys last night....I WAS SO FUCKING DONGED
donged by dongergang October 5, 2018

Ham-dogged 

Completely hammered drunk.
I got so ham-dogged last night, I feel like shit today.
Ham-dogged by PureCharger February 22, 2008
To be treated badly for no reason at all by someone who led you on to believe they actually cared about you
Younger sister: Did Freddy come get you to go out?
Older sister: No, after he was an hour late I called him five times, he sent me a text saying he's busy then turned his phone off.
heart broken ignored dogged
Dogged by Beautie November 20, 2012

donged up 

Verb. The act of asking permission to perform intercourse.
Ex. Hey bitch you wanna get donged up?
donged up by Greg Toland January 8, 2015

dodged a bullet 

When you used to think someone was attractive years ago, but for some reason, things did not work out; and when you see them recently, you see that they are a total wreck.
Wow, I used to think she was hot, but man, she has 2 kids from 2 different baby daddies now and her body is a wreck. I might have dodged a bullet there.
dodged a bullet by maxmillions February 18, 2010