Somewhere a dog barked 

Being the victim of a whistle-blower (someone who reports your misconduct.)

There was no more rain, just an eerie stillness, a deathly silence. Somewhere a dog barked, and my wife caught me with my pants down, and the maid on the floor... staring at the ceiling languidly, with the eyes of an innocent cow.

Somewhere a dog barked by rperazag June 19, 2010

Dog barking 

The act of a woman trying to gain the attention of a man, usually in a problematic and aggressive manner.

"Breanna quit dog barking at that man, its rude."

Dog barking by Papasquat420 May 2, 2019

Where’s the dog barking? 

Where’s the party at, where’s shit going down?

Hey bruh, I wanna do something tonight, where’s the dog barking?

Where’s the dog barking? by NordicNate February 1, 2019

brown dog is barking at the back door

The Brown Dog is barking at the back door. i.e. to have a shit.

I'll be back in a minute, the brown dog is barking at the back door

brown dog is barking at the back door by mickotoole November 7, 2005

that dog is barking 

1. your stock is a loser and needs to be sold.

2. that unattractive woman is talking too much.

3. in a football wager, an underdog team is an attractive bet due to the overly favorable pointspread.

1. "Dude that dog is barking. Get out while you still have something left."

2. Dude that dog is barking. Tell that bitch to shut up."

3. "Eagles getting six? That dog is barking at me bro."

that dog is barking by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

Barking Devil Dog 

A natural defense that involves producing a powerful fart in order to launch a nestled penis from ones rectum. A barking devil dog can be produced by either gender and is solely utilized to abrupt the act of anal sex.

"If you even think about slipping it into the wrong hole; I won't hesitate to give you a barking devil dog."

Barking Devil Dog by dSwagg2012 January 16, 2012

barking dog 

a person who tends to chide or scold others but who is really kind-hearted in spirit.

My foreman is a barking dog. Although he reprimands me for my mistakes, he loves me from the bottom of his heart.

barking dog by uttam maharjan February 16, 2010