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Fern Dobbler

Any object you can not describe because you are to stupid to remember the proper terminology OR a mechanical part that is machined for an unusual application and, therefore, not mass produced.

EXAMPLES: wing nut,
Can you grab me that drill, a #2 bit, two screws and that Fern Dobbler?

Well, here’s your problem, your Fern Dobbler is not aligned.

“Where is that thing?”
“What thing?”
“You know, that Fern Dobbler”
Fern Dobbler by Cody Danger October 24, 2020
Formed for an unfortunate medical condition, dibbles are usually found at the end of an extremity where the hands and feet are usually located. Dibbles are projected "finger-like" extensions off an area that use to have fingers and toes. Not to be confused with a nubin; which is dibbles without the extension. Dibbles defined: MUST have some sort of small projections in the area.
Cop: He has no hands! He only has dibbles! Get the chines dibble cuffs!

Wave your dibbles in the air! Like you just don't care!
Dibbles by Side Hug November 7, 2014

Earl Dibbles

When you leak a little bit of pee on the front of your pants.
Dagum! I done shook it 3 dagum times and I still done got some Earl Dibbles on muh britches!
Earl Dibbles by Puntilla June 1, 2018
All seeing All Knowing. Dibbles can mean everything or anything or nothing. Can be used pointlessly to annoy people.
The dibbles are always watching.
"What did you have for breakfast jeff?" "DIBBLES!"
Dibbles by Triggerhappycat October 12, 2016

doublespeak 

the term comes from the George Orwell book 1984, by the way.
War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength

Dobblered 

When you get smashed in a tent by a bloke 3x your own BMI to the tune of its coming home
“Where’s Brooke?” “Oh I think she’s getting dobblered over there” “Oh okay, fair enough
Dobblered by MHSMassive December 8, 2018