Dicktionary
Someone who uses lesser-known words straight out of a dictionary as to impress others, but comes off as a dick.
Dicktionary by Autummnnn August 17, 2011
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Its the name you give to a penis which has ultimate knowledge (usually a penis which has penetrated mutlitple different vaginas increasing his knowledge)
Dicktionary by UkuleleSavage May 8, 2018
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the kid in school who is really smart and knows everything as if he was a dictionary but they're a dick about it
dicktionary by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023
Dicktionary
An overwhelmingly long list of sexual positions, phrases, and euphemisms. Usually made up custom definitions. These are mostly common in men but some women have them as well. These are VERY apparent during late-night info-mercials promoting male and female enhancements.
When used it often results in laughter, blank stares, or "GTFO"'s by the people exposed to the definitions.
When used it often results in laughter, blank stares, or "GTFO"'s by the people exposed to the definitions.
James: Yea I gave Karen a high voltage shocker followed by a sour apple altoid.
Mike: Where you just speaking English?; Because I understood like every 3rd word you said.
James: Hellz yea I was. Just look em all up in my dicktionary.
Mike: Dick. . . . . tionary? Miriam Webster published that?
James: Nope I wrote everything I know about sex in a blank book. I 'm almost done writing page 2.
Mike: Where you just speaking English?; Because I understood like every 3rd word you said.
James: Hellz yea I was. Just look em all up in my dicktionary.
Mike: Dick. . . . . tionary? Miriam Webster published that?
James: Nope I wrote everything I know about sex in a blank book. I 'm almost done writing page 2.
Dicktionary by BigTimer5 December 25, 2009
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a list, sometimes large, made by whores of all of the people they have had inside them and their dick length
crystal: my dicktionary is twenty three pages and ordered by name
brooke: thats it? i have sixty pages ordered by size and pictures included
brooke: thats it? i have sixty pages ordered by size and pictures included
dicktionary by Futanaria July 26, 2010