Glitter dick 

Someone you have wanted to date but when you do its just a let down. It looks better than it is.

He may be fit but he has no personality. He's a complete glitter dick

Glitter dick by Glitterdickeater May 20, 2018

Glitter Dick 

Albuquerque punk band. Known for their shows in the early 2000s, their album and their news appearances.

John: Hey, do you like glitter dick?
Garbanzo: Yeah man, I love their song midnight girl!

Glitter Dick by Table_cloth August 25, 2023

glitter dick 

the result of having glitter on one's penis.

usually prefaced by a stellar handjob, blowjob or titty fuck from a chick that applied glitter at the beginning of the night.

I know that Ramone cheated on me last night...he came home with glitter dick.

glitter dick by dirtyhairy August 6, 2007

Glitter dick 

When a guy/girl eats glitter and then has anal sex covering the penis with glitter.

I have the herpes of arts and craft on my dick after having anal sex with that glitter eating chick, she gave me glitter dick.

Glitter dick by IDGAF2020 January 23, 2020

glitter dick 

Glitter dick is melting glue and glitter on your dick. Then you proceed to anal fuck someone of your own gender and ripping there ass to shreds.

Omg Tom shoved his glitter dick in Bob now he has blood stools every day

glitter dick by N_E_K May 30, 2016

glitter dick 

a penis that has received oral sex from a female wearing glittery lipstick

my friend got a blow job from a chick with glittery lipstick, so he has glitter dick

glitter dick by Jeanineg6 January 6, 2008

Glitter Dick 

The fancy way to fuck someone

Your mom has a Glitter Dick

Glitter Dick by McFetacheese November 6, 2017