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Sexual Detention

Forced entrapment in a social setting due to the friend with whom you intend to leave disappearing for over an hour with another friend to engage in unscrupulous and unsubtle sexual shenanigans.
My ride home went off to fool around with a friend when the evening was winding up, leaving me and the friends good enough to keep me company trapped in Sexual Detention!
Sexual Detention by Robanes August 8, 2009
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parking lot deception 

when a parking lot of one place is filled with about 30-40 or more cars and you go inside and theres only 3 people inside... hey you ever go to a one building and one parking lot store and your like what the fuck?! wait a minute why were there so many cars inside and theres only 3 people here, and its the people that work here who the fuck is driving all those cars?
yo man every time i go to fuckin office max they play parking lot deception
parking lot deception by MYNAMEIST February 4, 2007

Metal Detecting 

Dorky looking, but an awesome hobby where you find coins and jewelry while beach combing.
Metal Detecting. It's only March and already this year I have found $18 in change, 3 silver rings, 2 14K gold rings and a diamond and sapphire engagement ring that I recently sold for $875.00. Yay me!
Metal Detecting by Davydone March 6, 2009

Uncharted 3: Drakes Deception 

Developed by Naughty Dog, this game is the third in the popular "Uncharted" series, exclusive to the PS3. Uncharted: Drake's fortune was an instant hit, and Uncharted 2: Among Thieves, received countless game of the year awards and perfect reviews. Uncharted 2 has repeatedly been called "The best game ever".

Now, critics and buyers have high hopes for then next installment, officially titled Uncharted 3: Drakes Deception. We know that at least part of the game will be set in the Arabian dessert, and it is safe to assume that Drake's travels will take him to many different environments outside of Arabia.

Naughty dog has stated that the game will implement "enhanced backward climbing" (lawlz) and the ability to fight multiple enemies at once.

High hopes are set for Uncharted 3, and whatever Naughty Dog gives us is sure to be exceptional. We can expect the masterpiece to hit store shelves on November 1st, 2011.
Generic gamer: Uncharted 3: Drakes Deception is gonna be the best game ever created!
Generic gamer 2: Of course! Uncharted 2 was the bomb! I don't know if i'll be able to wait all the way until November!
Surprising better than school.
Person 1: dude I got detention during math
Person 2: lucky!
Person 1: yeah man he fell asleep and I went to meet up with Lexi.
Person 2: *slightly drools*

auto-fellaciatic digestion 

One who cums in their hand and then eats it.
Tim and his buddies in college thought a guy was whackin' it a lot. They then set up a video camera in his dorm room and discovered that not only was he a chronic masturbator, he also participated in auto-fellaciatic digestion.
A place where you get sent when a teacher notices something bad or inappropriated. The best way to get one is to chew gum.
Kyle: Yo David. I just got a detention from Miss Hoffman for chewing gum. So I gave her the finger and got another one.

David: For real? I just chewed 36 pieces of gum in history class and didn't get a detention. I kickass.

Miss Hoffman: Who just said kickass?

David: I did.

Miss Hoffman: That's a detention.

Kyle: Haha. Sucks for you.
detention by Matt. H. April 18, 2005