delassus

Delassus group is the best Moroccan grower of snacking tomatoes!

Why I overslept my classes?

- I was at Dalassus meeting

- What is that?

-Here at Delassus we only want to give our customers the best. What is the best you may ask? Specially grown fruits grown to perfection and picked when ripe. We would never put any nasty chemicals like GMO or any other pesticides in our products. Other companies who only care for profits and mass produce can not even compare to us. At Delassus, we care for out fruits and our customers!

delassus by Retardelassus March 2, 2021

delay no more 

"Delay no more" comes from Cantonese foul words with similar sounds (Diu lay lo mo), which means "fuck your mother".

Seldom used seriously and speak in verbally. "Delay no more" appears in writing as joke among Hong Kong people. A fashion brand in Hong Kong produced T-shirts with "DelayNoMore" on it and advertised it on large billboards.

To express non-serious anger in writing, in chat room or on message board. Write "Delay no more" in reply.

delay no more by Chlorine November 27, 2007

Delayed W 

The act of a never taking an L ... But a Delayed W

Person 1: "Bro how'd you do on the exam?"
Person 2: "Idk man, but it's a long semester, we out here with the Delayed W's"

Delayed W by BabyBans June 6, 2018

Facebook Delay 

The time period one allows when someone has written on one's wall, sent one a message or otherwise been facebook-acted upon. This is a tool used to hide the true amount of time someone has spent on Facebook, so as not to appear as one who has nothing better to do.

Guy 1: So this really hot chick I met last night friended me and wrote on my wall, so I wrote back.
Guy 2: I hope you allowed for a Facebook Delay so she knows you're not a huge loser.

Facebook Delay by mogzubc October 21, 2009

Wank Delay 

Being late for something because you were masturbating

"Hey bro, you're ten minutes late, what happened"

"Wank delay bro, you know how it is"

Wank Delay by RB17 April 23, 2017

Tom Delay 

Former house majority leader; resigned in disgrace. A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience. Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.

Tom Delay says: I'll jerk you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.

Tom Delay by author July 16, 2006

15 MINUTE DELAY

Classic XQC clip

15 MINUTE DELAY
AND THEN WHAT?
THEN WHAT?
I TALK TO MYSELF,
LIKE SOME CRAZY
COMPLETE IDIOT?
HEY GUYS THANKS FOR THE SUB MAN
OH OH YO OH WAIT,
OH YOU'RE,
YOU'RE TWELVE?
OH O YOU HAVE A BEARD NOW?
THAT'S FANTASTIC
DUD, DUD
THE,
THE VIEWERS WILL GROW UP,
HAVE CHILDREN,
GO TO COLLEGE,
GRADUATE,
GET MARRIED,
GET SIX KIDS,
DIE,
COME BACK TO LIFE,
GET REZZED,
THEN I'LL STILL FU-
SHAAA
DU-DU
This chat is so f**king ret*rded düd,
I actually can't f**king listen to them anymore düd
Fifteen minutes delay?
Please düd,
Stop smoking cr*ck
Fifteen minutes?

15 MINUTE DELAY by DeepFuckingDictionary October 30, 2021