DelaY so2

Most useless and most talentless player ever in Standoff 2 Asia. He's now a big fan of gacha game.

DelaY so2

by DelaYwastaken November 17, 2021

smart delay start

A start that is delayed from its normal time because of a smartphone use.

e.g. (at a petrol servo, while waiting in line)
- "Why isn't this car moving out, they've been finished for 5' now!"
- "They probably do a smart delay start! Honk at them! Or wait until they've finished texting."

by tropicalm October 17, 2017

Delay Middle School

A wack ass middle school that’s trash

I went to Delay middle school from 6th to 8th grade

by Guw0p July 10, 2019

Soul Delay

Experienced in tandem with jet lag. Your body arrives after a long flight but your soul doesn't arrive so quickly. The theory is your soul can't travel as fast as a jet and you can become discombobulated while you wait for your soul to catch up.

"Souls can't move that quickly, and are left behind, and must be awaited, upon arrival, like lost luggage." - William Gibson.

Q.:What times is it?

A.: I have no idea what time it is, I'm on my own time, I've got soul delay.

by Dizygal October 13, 2012

Shame Delay

The extra time spent sitting on the toilet waiting for other patrons of the men's room to leave. Usually occurs in corporate settings after malodorous toilet episodes.

"I had like a 7 minute shame delay because my boss was in the crapper next to me."

"I knew the guy in the stall next to me began a shame delay, but there was no way I was coming out first. However, after 4 minutes of silence we both gave up and went to wash our hands. It was awkward."

by TPS Report March 30, 2008

sploosh delay

Sploosh Delay is the silence that occurs for about 2 or 3 seconds after a port-o-potty has been tipped over. After this silence, a fairly loud "splooshing" sound can easily be heard. At this point, whatever was inside the toilet will come flowing out of the openings at the top of the port-o-potty, and also out of the door if it was tipped on its face.

Hellraiser 1: Alright dude it's down! Let's get the fuck out of here!!

Hellraiser 2: I don't hear anything, was it empty?

Hellraiser 1: No man, that's just sploosh delay. Give it another second...there it goes!!

Hellraiser 2: That's fuckin' nasty!! There is fucking brown water pouring out of the top, and it smells like shit!!

by TZR July 6, 2005

Status Delay

Occurs when a person has posted a new status on facebook but suddenly realizes or finds something else that they want as their status but delays a few hours to post it so that people won't get angry that he or she is filling up their newsfeed.

After posting a unique quote on facebook, Robert suddenly realized that he wanted to also post a video from youtube as well but status delayed for a few hours before doing so.

by Vikingswimmer82 August 26, 2010