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Coochie Cuisine Day 

Celebrated on July 1. People celebrate this day by eating coochie.
Kevin: I’m going to Talia’s house this afternoon.
Ryan: Why?
Kevin: Because it’s Coochie Cuisine Day! I’m going to eat her out like it’s a buffet.

cum cuisine 

Cooking with cum, adding jizz and pussyjuice to your food and drinks. It's intended that you love it and do it for your own pleasure, probably develop complicated cum recipes. It's not the same thing as secretly adding cum in other's food.
- Do you appreciate cum cuisine?
- What cus..? Wait, do yo mean cooking with cum!?
- Yeah, that's right! I like it very much. Me and my gf had a lovely dinner today. Potato mash with my jizz and a salad with pussyjuice sauce. And for breakfast we had mushroom omelette with...
- Please don't tell me more. You're both sick!
cum cuisine by Andy Lust October 29, 2013

kids cuisine 

When you nut into someone's mouth and they swallow.
"My girlfriend ate a kids cuisine last night."
kids cuisine by PrivatePickle November 6, 2017

bulime cuisine

A fancy way of expressing the act of throwing up after eating
Colby: Man did you just see Mary nail that entire pizza before, that girl can eat! How is she not the size of a house?

Jason: Smell her breath. She just had a side of bulime cuisine
bulime cuisine by Tonado March 17, 2015

Haute Stoner Cuisine 

To the maître d': "Exquisite otherworldly flavour."

Oui madame... we have a new chef from Brooklyn, recently graduated from the renowned Haute Stoner Cuisine School.

machine cuisine 

Food purchased from snack machines ie; chips, candy bars, soda. Usually because you forgot, or were too lazy to make a lunch to take to work or school.
I forgot my lunch again. I guess I'll go to the break room/cafeteria for some machine cuisine.
machine cuisine by ol' dawg December 13, 2006