Crotchcorn

The popcorn that you inevitably drop onto your crotch during a movie that you will eat anyway.

Dude, stop eating all that crotchcorn, it's making me want to vomit.

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Crotchicorn

A Unicorn in a guy’s pants. Magical, beautiful, and rare because it is one-of-a-kind.

You’ve never seen a boner like mine. It’s a magical, beautiful, and rare crotchicorn.

Crotchicorn by Pi74 September 11, 2018

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The infamous severed unicorn head duct taped and gorilla glued to someone's genitalia.

Look at how horny that crotchicorn is.

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1. Yo guy send me some Crotchcorn
2. Yo son flow me some Crotchcorn
3. Crotchcorn is the shit.

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it’s a unicorn in your pants. Magical, beautiful, and rare because it is one-of-a-kind.

Here always had “crotchicorn” when his hot cousin was around.

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Dance made world famous by the fabulous Sal H. consisting of monkey like movements. Dance is performed best while bowling.

Planet of Apes, Dr. Cornelius is the inspiration of the Cornelius Crouch...

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