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Couth Cart by Couthies May 4, 2024
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No Couth Richard 

The extreme lack of good manners and refinement coupled with being a total d*ck about the situation. An individual that knows that they are doing something incredibly wrong, still does it, and is so embarrased by their actions all they can do is act like a total douche to avoid the situation or admit fault.
Dude. You know that's my girl - why are you trying to talk to her like that? - No Couth Richard!

No Couth Richard! We have been friends twenty years and you are trying to steal from me!

Joe Couch 

To buy drinks for one or more people then leaving and sticking them with the tab.
Tom ordered a shot for the group and then Joe Couched them with the tab.
Joe Couch by Kiethsmom May 9, 2014

couch killer 

When someone is so fat that they would literally break your couch if they sat on it.
Guy 1: Dude, my couch has been squeaking ever since you brought your ex over to my house.
Guy 2: She's like 4 humans crammed into one human. She's a couch killer.
couch killer by zihb November 7, 2015

fainting couch feminism 

A common kind of feminism, that sees women as too weak and sensitive for normal adult interaction.

Fainting couch feminists often push for "woman as child"-laws. Trying to redefine rape as "sex a woman regrets" or claiming women can't consent to sex after a couple of drinks is text book fainting couch feminism.
Oh, she's not responsible for her actions? Typical fainting couch feminism.

Couch Cunt 

My wife decided to sleep on the couch and act like its shark week 24/7. She is such a Couch Cunt
Couch Cunt by LoneWolf67 April 17, 2020