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That movie about glow in the dark flying earthworms was a corker!
Corker by Loopt March 3, 2017
Phenomenon in which your shit 'corks' itself. When you first start taking a corker, the begining is like a regular poop, but after you've passed an inch or so, the rest squirts -- you've uncorked your bowels.
"That Panda Express gave me a huge corker last night!"

"I feel so much better, I just had to take a corker."
Corker by PoopedOn April 11, 2009
A corker is a lady who masturbates with a bottle of sparking wine. Part of the thrill is the danger of the cork popping before orgasm and causing damage.

Posher ladies use champagne, the lower classes use Lambrini

Sub division:
If said lady refers to sipping a glass of rose she's corking whilst on the blob
Darling, I think we should take a bottle of red to this dinner party. That Sheila is a bit of a corker
Corker by mig the awesome October 29, 2012
A "corker" is nothing more than a funny joke that evokes laughter. All these other definitions are way off course.
Jim: "Did you hear the one about the..."?
Tim: "Yeah, that was a real corker!"
corker by Corker-Man November 11, 2009
it is when a person sticks their thumb over the penis head when giving a handjob. when they blow it doesnt come out and blows their ball up.
the skanky bitch gave him a corker, and he is stuck in the hospital for 1 week.
corker by Phil McCrank May 24, 2005
a man who eats avocados on a hot day while frying potatos
i am a corker
corker by god on holaday May 9, 2022