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Danish Butter Cookie 

Eat/drink a lot of butter, flour and milk, then ejaculate in a freezer. Wait 2 hours and scrape the frozen sperm up and hide them in your pockets before sex. Then put the frozen sperm-filled cookie on your partners tongue while it melts. Meanwhile you rub her back with butter.
John: "I heard Jenna likes do kinky stuff"
Michael: "Oh yea? Like what?"
John: "She made me give her the Danish Butter cookie
Danish Butter Cookie by Wheelwood January 15, 2018

peanut butter cookie 

In reference to males when their erection gets so big that it breaks their zipper on their pants, to the point of no repair.
That man totally just peanut butter cookie his pants!

anyways cookie batter 

a term used to end the conversation or change the subject. it can be brutally effective
Girl: ur so funny
Dude: am i though?
Girl: not really
Girl: anyways cookie batter
anyways cookie batter by anonymous September 8, 2020

Cookie Batter

Bro, you know eating that cookie batter makes your facial hair blond!?
Cookie Batter by DingusMcPingus February 17, 2026

BUTTER COOKIES 

Off brand or no name shoes
where did you get those butter cookies, K-mart?
BUTTER COOKIES by darin January 5, 2004

BUTTER COOKIES 

Derived from butterface. Female gender who is good looking but is genetically given ugly cookies (tip of nipple).
I saw that girl naked at Mardi Gras... buttercookies unfortunately.
BUTTER COOKIES by Brian March 6, 2005