conjuring a patronus 

When you jerk off onto your stomach and chest and the pattern looks like a stag.

The other day I was jerking off and it was really cool - I ended up conjuring a patronus!

conjuring a patronus by kp-ob December 13, 2018

Eric Connoring 

The action of absolutely getting no pussy and not having friends. Many times while Eric Connoring, one is stuck in a state of being a fucking isolated faggot that loves perorming weird sexual acts to ones self.

I'm getting kind of worried… I've been Eric Connoring a lot lately

Eric Connoring by Otterotterfartshit6969 May 23, 2016

Cuntoring

Young ladies hiding how ugly and or fat they are with huge amounts of makeup.

With all the Cuntoring I don't even recognise them.

Cuntoring by Mikey_b123 January 29, 2020

Conjuring

The build up or anticipation of a large bowel movement. Summoning the demons.

I just drank my morning coffee and now I'm conjuring.

Conjuring by The Conjuring December 18, 2020

Conduring 

To initiate sex with ghosts

holy shit that dude is conduring that spooky ghost!!

Conduring by Dictionary CO. August 8, 2018

conoring 

The act of verbally tearing someone a new arse without remorse, pause or tact. Often done after the consumption of several glasses of red and preferably on a conference call

Wow he gave that guy a good conoring

conoring by Celticswinger December 13, 2015

colouring 

The act of grasping a pen or pencil tightly in your entire fist, then proceeding to (preferably holding it point down) rub it over a line picture. Also what I fucking love.

COLOURING: I fucking love it.

colouring by Yewb March 25, 2008