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confinement loaf 

Lit., A dish traditionally served to inmates or shipmates, rumored to contain saltpeter (potassium nitrate or sodium nitrate), a notorious suppressor of male libido; Figuratively, any unsaisfying answer, inadequate response, or chicken-shit explanation given by the powers-that-be to anyone subject to their authority.
"I tried to get a straight answer from the warden, but all he was dealin' was confinement loaf."

"I asked her ten times what was wrong, but all she'd serve me was confinement loaf."

"The reporters kept coming back to what Bush actually said, but all they could get from his press-secretary was confinement loaf."
confinement loaf by Dr. Warren James December 26, 2008
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solitary confinement 

when one is put into a area where one does not make normal levels of social contacts with other people
the inmate that tried to escape, they assigned him solitray confinement for a year

solitary confinement 

1. When an occupant of a prison does something reckless or anything severe that is against prison regulations, he is put in solitary confinment. Solitary confinment puts prisoners in a small, dark cell with no windows or light for a period of time, without ANY contact to the outside world or any other part of the prison or prisoners.
1. Butch made another escape attempt yesterday and they put him in solitary confinment for 3 weeks.

Solitary Confinement 

You searched up solitary.
Did you mean "School"?
Or "School"?
Did I mention "School"?
AJ: Hey, can I meet you at Solitary Confinement?
Jackal: Sure, bro! Are they serving the dog shit- I mean "Mac & Cheese" again?

the friendly confines

nickname for historic Wrigley Field in Chicago. Home of the Chicago Cubs. The oldest (1914) National League Ball Park, with ivy covered outfield walls. Also known for the best fans in the United States.

Pussy Confinement Syndrome 

PCS, or Pussy Confinement Syndrome is a somewhat serious pussy analyzing condition. It occurs when males are isolated from the outside world in a small area, such as a dorm hall or school. In this isolation, the males are tricked into believing that certain girls are hotter than they actually are. Overtime a girl can go from a 5 to a dime piece just because she is the only decent looking girl in a very small population. It can result in permanent poor standards.
Ugly girl walks by dorm room.

Bro in dorm:" Dude, you see that girl? Damn at first I didn't know about her but now I wanna fuck her so bad."

Bro 2 from outside world: " Oh my god that girl has nasty flapjackies! You must have Pussy Confinement Syndrome"

solitary confinement 

Being stuck by yourself either by force or by your own volition. Heaven to introverts, and hell to extroverts.
My parents were going to my brother's band concert, so I was in solitary confinement for seven hours. IT WAS GREAT!