colonic fumes 

Noxious farts

Deadly colonic fumes were emanating from Donald's asshole

colonic fumes by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

colonic martini 

pee in her butt, shake her about, tip her over then drink her out

that chick is so hot, i wanna give her a colonic martini

colonic martini by grumpkinator October 30, 2010

Colonic music 

Any Enya, Yanni, John Tesh type of music. Stuff you'd expect to find in day spas where colonics are routine.

Felix: MAN! I was scared to get that hose up my ass, but that colonic music calmed me down.
Dennis: Who was it?
Felix: Enya...Only Time.

Colonic music by C. Felix November 10, 2005

Colonic Briggsygation 

A medical procedure in which the rectum is flushed out using Briggsy's acne pus and semen.

Little did he know, he was in for a colonic briggsygation...

Colonic Briggsygation by Rubber Sheath September 20, 2008

colonic cargo

shit. arse resider bum chocolate stinky sausage loaf

"i'm off to the shitter to offload my colonic cargo!

colonic cargo by mr wiggles January 27, 2004

Colonic Wonder 

A man or woman who has mastered the art of shitting. He or she is therefore a colonic wonder.

Bobby: Uh-oh, here come the colonic wonder.
Jamilla: Yea, right off his throne.

Colonic Wonder by Marc April 25, 2005

Colonic Fart 

A fart that emanates deep within the colon of the lower intestines that comes out silent but deadly and smells nasty of sulfur. This is usually attributed to constipation, indigestion, food poisoning, or other gastrointestinal problems.

Damn dude, did you just stink up the room with your Colonic Fart after eating that burrito?

Colonic Fart by Schlangemann April 5, 2011