The Devil's Coffee Pot 

A particularly bad smell, usually associated with flatulence.

"Jesus H Corbett Christine! Give it a rest! It stinks like the Devil's coffee pot in here!" - Adrian Chiles, formerly of 'The One Show'

The Devil's Coffee Pot by JimiTheSaint September 16, 2010

an awfully hot coffee pot 

Something Eminem wants to dump on Trump's head

That's an awfully hot coffee pot
Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not
-Eminem

an awfully hot coffee pot by mr305w0rldwide December 4, 2020

Afternoon Coffee Pot 

The afternoon coffee shits. Typically experienced at work after the lunch hour. Typically, the stool is accompanied by an aromatic java fragrance that only Juan Valdez could be proud of.

All that Starbucks this morning mixed with that lunch from the House of Curry resulted in brewing up an Afternoon Coffee Pot.

Afternoon Coffee Pot by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018

slow warming coffee pot 

when you wait awhile before having sex with someone.

I just want to let you know before we get to the house the I’m a slow warming coffee pot

slow warming coffee pot by Charlibitmyfinger December 17, 2017

date rape the coffee pot

This occurs when someone leaves just enough coffee in the pot to make it look like there's some left, but in reality it is less than a full cup, and doesn't start a new pot of coffee to make up for this transgression.

Dude 1: Dude....what the F?!?!?
Dude 2: What dude?
Dude 1: Did you just totally date rape the coffee pot?

OR

Dude: F'ing co-workers! Always date raping the coffee pot before I get in the office!

date rape the coffee pot by Not Steve yo! October 14, 2010

yeast in the coffee pot 

The act of spreading a yeast infection via switching from vaginal intercourse to anal intercourse. This can occur both by accident or on purpose.

I knew that something wasn't right after last night. When I woke up the next morning I realized that there was yeast in the coffee pot.

yeast in the coffee pot by pandacanon May 5, 2018

Venezuelan Coffee Pot 

An incredibly rare and difficult sexual maneuver in which the male (or penised female) inserts 15 coffee beans into their rectum. Meanwhile, the partner positions themselves at a 45 degree angle (head down) in the north corner of the largest room in the house. A funnel is then placed in their anus while the male or penised female deposits the coffee beans into funnel, therefore filling up the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot. Great for both large family get-togethers or small dinner parties.

“Guys I can’t go jogging today. I got the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot last night and I still can’t walk or sneeze.”

Venezuelan Coffee Pot by DeezNuuuutz September 2, 2019