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Clamming
Verb.
An assertion of dominance or act of revenge where a woman crouches down over someone who is asleep or passed out so that her genitalia touches their face. The female equivalent of teabagging.
An assertion of dominance or act of revenge where a woman crouches down over someone who is asleep or passed out so that her genitalia touches their face. The female equivalent of teabagging.
"Jane is really mad at John for being a drunken jackass tonight."
"Yeah, I know. She said she's clamming him when he passes out."
"Deserved."
"Yeah, I know. She said she's clamming him when he passes out."
"Deserved."
Clamming by Katy with a "y" December 1, 2011
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Muke Clemmings
It's the precious combination of the names of Michael Clifford and Luke Hemmings of 5 seconds of summer, that would give the name of his adorable and wonderful couple. This name came to light since 2011, many people (Mukers and muke shippers) noticed the close relationship that had the two, but in a different and VERY EXTRA way, the proofs and situations that implied that it was "more than a friendship" were the impulse so that this shipp extended for more than 8 years and became much more than "shipp", and that evenand that even in 2019, it is stronger than ever, many support it and Luke and Michael give us moments when they can (because of that has been said, discussed, debated and tested the proof that Michael has moved away from Luke, like the other guys just to do promotional things, that he clearly does not want to do anything and that he is tired, and Luke is saved from everything since it is isolated in his apartment).
As iconic moments of them flirting in the concerts-interviews, dedicating songs, the "video of the kiss" that are like 3-4, looking at each other as if their life depended on it, sharing clothes, saying hints to each other, ETC
Anyway, this couple is much more real than my desire to shoot myself bc I'm poor and I can't meet my idols.
As iconic moments of them flirting in the concerts-interviews, dedicating songs, the "video of the kiss" that are like 3-4, looking at each other as if their life depended on it, sharing clothes, saying hints to each other, ETC
Anyway, this couple is much more real than my desire to shoot myself bc I'm poor and I can't meet my idols.
Some iconic moments of Muke clemmings from the bunch, uh:
"¡I need my boyfriend, Luke!"
"Luke you look fabulous"
"who else thinks Luke hemmings looks like an angel? Luke you look like a sweaty sweaty angel"
"I think Michael would be a great boyfriend"
*Talking about about what they're "looking" for the girls*
"Ash:Creative people, like musicians or something like that. I think that's really an attractive trait"
"Luke: Like Michael"
"I'd marry with Luke"
"So who you call baby, nobody could take my place" *in all concerts and ONLY to Michael*
"¡I need my boyfriend, Luke!"
"Luke you look fabulous"
"who else thinks Luke hemmings looks like an angel? Luke you look like a sweaty sweaty angel"
"I think Michael would be a great boyfriend"
*Talking about about what they're "looking" for the girls*
"Ash:Creative people, like musicians or something like that. I think that's really an attractive trait"
"Luke: Like Michael"
"I'd marry with Luke"
"So who you call baby, nobody could take my place" *in all concerts and ONLY to Michael*
Muke Clemmings by Suckmymukeee January 29, 2019
Clamming
verb.
1. to be in an extremely nervous situation
2. to have hot sloppy sex with somebody
3. to go in anybody's pants who has not shaved their genitalia
1. to be in an extremely nervous situation
2. to have hot sloppy sex with somebody
3. to go in anybody's pants who has not shaved their genitalia