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White Clawed

When a normally mild-mannered soccer mom has a rare night without a game, she may tend to throw down a handful or two of the eponymous hard sodas, thereby exhibiting atypical behavior. Commonly in the form of erotic folk dancing, burping contests or firing on step dads.
"Dood! Did you see Tyler's mom at the block party last night? All dancing in the cul-de-sac and shit. Where did she even get that tambourine? Totally White Clawed up."

Scat Clawed 

When one or more finger slip though the toilet paper when wiping leaving fecal remnants on one's digits.
Dude what is that on your fingers? You eating Chocolate?
No braaaaaaahhh. Just took a wet, greasy dump and ended up getting Scat Clawed.

Rank as fuck broohhhh. Wash your hands. Ya got Farmer's Nail too.
Scat Clawed by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

we clawed 

A new way to say we’re good/ we chilling. Use this after something eventful happens and you feel the need to tell people you are okay.
*gets in car crash*

“We clawed
we clawed by Ilovemelana August 18, 2019

getting clawed the fuck out of 

v. the act of having sexual intercourse with a feline
Hey bro, i'm getting clawed the fuck out of my mind tonight. want to join?

Tea Clawed 

The act of getting absolutely shit faced by drinking back Twisted Tea and White claw, resulting in a healthy dose of blackout and stomach pains. This is the best combo if your feeling frisky and will probably end up fucking a Lama.
Yo Josh trying to get Tea Clawed and get our stomached raped
Tea Clawed by Jaubs100 June 13, 2020

bear clawed 

Verb - To maul in the face with finger tips in towards cranium.
I bear clawed Tom after he skinned the bear Andrew.
bear clawed by Kasper October 1, 2004