clarking

having sex with a woman and her daughters (named after former British member of parliament Alan Clark who revealed that he had slept with Valerie Harkess, the wife of a South African judge, and both of their daughters)

That Woody Allen was the first public figure discovered clarking

by British booty May 5, 2011

clarking

When a beer pong player accidentally swats a beer cup on the ground during a game of beer pong. Named after Clark who sent a cup flying 5 feet, hence the name clarking.

Why did he swat the cup on the ground during game, the ball wasn't even close! Also why is he dressed like a toe? Now that is clarking!

by hahahahhahhahahhaha November 2, 2013

Clarking

It is the act of holding up the weed cyph, usually by being too concentrated playing a game or too distracted doing something else.

Yooo Clark pass the blunt bro, you're Clarking it!

"Where's the bowl at?" I don't know, Clark is probably Clarking it right now.

by SixPathsGod June 2, 2018

Clarking

The act of stuffing ones testicles in their own anus then farting them out.

Everything was going fine till they started clarking.

by All Bets Hedged June 26, 2020

Clarking

The act of harassing your co-worker because he’s too much of a selfish tight ass to get another dog

Hollar is going to file a complaint with HR because Buck and Ben keep Clarking him.

by Kenny Redu June 21, 2023

Clarking

A man so late. He pulls his cum face half hour after he’s shot his load.

What’s wrong with your face are you Clarking. He was clarking on the train because he he had a wank before leaving the house.

by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024

Clarking

To shit your pans whilst running the Boston. Clarking can also be used in the context of someone who let out a Cleveland steamer or a good fart.

Holy shit dude… did you check instagram today Davis Clark was clarking his way across the finish line

by Bwadley Beterson April 15, 2024