Clag 

Clag is the a northern word used in place of punch and hit. is used generally after alcohol consumption and usually when in the wrong!

He is such a cheeky fucker he is, am gonna have to clag him if he doesn't watch his gob, like!

Clag by John Christal December 9, 2008

clag 

Verb, to clag: to stick one object to another.

Are you going to clag a new sign on the door?

clag by David Palmer May 30, 2005

CLAG 

Acronym: Cute Little Asian Girl
Usually tiny Asian girls (less than 5 feet tall) with cute little-girl voices, mannerisms, appearance, etc.

That girl is a total clag.

CLAG by Az12345 November 14, 2005

clag 

A slang adjective for a glob of snot from one's nose as it bares resemblance to Ausssie brand Clag glue.

Someone would say "I'm just getting over my cold and I have been blowing clags and clags of snot out of my nose all day"

clag by The Typical Aussie Bloke June 5, 2009

clag 

the ladder-guy friend of a girl you are attracted to who constantly hangs around her, proceeding to cock block you every chance he gets.

he sticks to her like fucking clag, what a cock block.

clag by JL678 July 1, 2010

clag 

The muck and crud which accumulates in a communal shower.

Those showers at the Saint Imier camp site were knee deep in clag.

clag by Saint Imier 2012 December 14, 2013

clag 

the fat ugly green women in Grand Theft Auto Vice City

quick shoot that group of clags over there

clag by Matt Strat July 20, 2008