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Work Crabs 

When you are at work and itching to go home you have the work crabs
How is it only 2 O'Clock!!!! I have a serious case of the work crabs
Work Crabs by GabbyGomez February 14, 2014

Crabstravaganza 

A C.R.A.B. sanctioned crabbing tournament in Grand Chenier, Louisiana where teams compete for prizes and bragging rights as the best crabber in Southwest Louisiana.
Bon Temps Bateau was the winning team for Crabstravaganza 2010.
Crabstravaganza by Big Tuna 895 February 26, 2011

Jibbers Crabst 

All hail our crustacean Lord and Saviorâ„¢!
"I believe... that all things on this earth were created... by GOD!
And I don't mean Jesus. And I don't mean Buddha. And I don't mean Allah.
And I don't mean some general god that we can all rally around and believe in.
I mean my god, my town, and my church.
My god is a fire-breathing lobster who lives behind the rings of Saturn.
And his name is Jibbers Crabst."

(Matt Inman, keynote speaker at BAHFest West 2014)
Jibbers Crabst by Grinning Cat April 7, 2015

crabstick 

1. The act of holding others back, with no intention of gaining from restraining their peers.
2. Intentionally ruining something for someone simply for the joy of watching them suffer.

The word originates from crabs in a pot cooking. When some of the crabs try to escape from being cooked, one crab would grab the others, preventing them from escaping. That crab is called the crabstick.
Oh man, Shorty is such a crabstick!!

Shorty sucks you in like a dirty little crabstick!
crabstick by shortshort April 1, 2009

Macro Crabs 

a single computer instruction that results in a series of instructions in machine language. for crabs.
man don't push alt+5, you'll get macro crabs
Macro Crabs by sloppy2nd December 18, 2010

get yer crabs on! 

An exuberant suggestion to party down and not think for a single moment about the pubic louse waiting to feast on your party-going blood.
Get down, have some brewskies and get yer crabs on!
get yer crabs on! by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2019