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christ's crappin' crotch 

expression of frustration and gentle undeification of the deity
christ's crappin' crotch! not published again!

S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing) 

The act of rubbing ones crotch without even realising one is doing so.

It may be done in a variety of situations that are not slightly arousing to even the most average, psychologically balanced individual

It is done sub-consciencly when the brain finds itself inactive with nothing to do.
Fiddling with your genitals while doing something mundane and inane such as:
- Mid conversation with a casual acquaintance
- Queing in the bank to withdraw money,
- Confessing in church
- Collecting your child from preschool

S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing) is not a serious psychological ailment but it can lead to distress and situations of awkwardness and sexual embarassment

Crotch sniffle 

When you're banging a chick who is embarrassed about how much of a slut she is and she has to excuse herself after the first two thrusts to 'use the bathroom' but she's really just in there trying to flush out her cum pot.
Yeah bro, She had an immediate crotch sniffle and ran to the bathroom, so I considered putting a condom on but I didn't.
Crotch sniffle by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020

crotch spawn 

Derogatory term for children, often used to demean the precious little bundles of joy some obnoxious parent is going off about.
I was shopping at the mall yesterday, and this kid would not stop screaming. I was like, control your damn crotch spawn, woman.
crotch spawn by KeenObserver June 11, 2011

crotch swatcher

One who swatches anothers crotch. i.e. One who stares or constantly is looking at someone elses crotchal region.
Yo Brohannesburg you should go destroy that chicha, shes such a crotch swatcher, I just caught her staring at your cock and balls.
crotch swatcher by J-Pac 5000 March 14, 2010

Crotch stuffer 

A man who will stuff the crotch area of his pants (often with socks) to enhance the look of his package
Oliver: Man... does Steve even think that looks real?
Tom: I guess so... he's such a crotch stuffer
Crotch stuffer by helloworld1345 February 18, 2010